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Hello, is this thing on? Testing, one two. Hmm, I think I'll just wing it.
Greetings, my future loyal subjects. Friends call me "Clemson", since that's pretty much my name. And by that, I mean that it is. BUT! You can call me "your king". Or "your highness". Ya know, that actually has a nice ring to it! Go ahead, call me that instead. I won't be complaining- who would? Yes, "your highness" it is!
You may also start sucking up. That would be a thing I would recommend you doing. As someone who knows from experience, it's how you get anywhere in life. Kissing up a little here, kissing down a little there. You know how it is.
...Woah, I'm rambling. you're letting me ramble. Really, as much as I like to talk- and BOY do I like to give the vocal cords a good ol' work out-- I was supposed to get somewhere with this. By this rate I'll be here all day! Seriously, SOMEBODY stop me!
So, right. Where was I? Name? Check. Okay, oh! Location! How are you guys supposed to kiss up if you don't know where to find me? Though it's not MY sort of place, Hoboken is my current home. I mean, it's not TOO bad. Nice food, some nice company. I can't complain. Who's complaining? I'm not! That would be craziness! Well, yeah, I am a little unbalanced--mad even, depending on who you ask. But I meant "crazy" in the BAD way, not the "super genius and totally okay since I'll be your future king" sort of way!
...
Yeah, okay. I should just quit while I'm ahead. I'm stopping myself. That's what I'm doing right now, this very moment. Shutting up. El no talk-o. Zipping my lips. If you subjects want to give ol' Clemson a shout out, go on right ahead. TRUST me, I'll be more than happy to chat away!
Greetings, my future loyal subjects. Friends call me "Clemson", since that's pretty much my name. And by that, I mean that it is. BUT! You can call me "your king". Or "your highness". Ya know, that actually has a nice ring to it! Go ahead, call me that instead. I won't be complaining- who would? Yes, "your highness" it is!
You may also start sucking up. That would be a thing I would recommend you doing. As someone who knows from experience, it's how you get anywhere in life. Kissing up a little here, kissing down a little there. You know how it is.
...Woah, I'm rambling. you're letting me ramble. Really, as much as I like to talk- and BOY do I like to give the vocal cords a good ol' work out-- I was supposed to get somewhere with this. By this rate I'll be here all day! Seriously, SOMEBODY stop me!
So, right. Where was I? Name? Check. Okay, oh! Location! How are you guys supposed to kiss up if you don't know where to find me? Though it's not MY sort of place, Hoboken is my current home. I mean, it's not TOO bad. Nice food, some nice company. I can't complain. Who's complaining? I'm not! That would be craziness! Well, yeah, I am a little unbalanced--mad even, depending on who you ask. But I meant "crazy" in the BAD way, not the "super genius and totally okay since I'll be your future king" sort of way!
...
Yeah, okay. I should just quit while I'm ahead. I'm stopping myself. That's what I'm doing right now, this very moment. Shutting up. El no talk-o. Zipping my lips. If you subjects want to give ol' Clemson a shout out, go on right ahead. TRUST me, I'll be more than happy to chat away!
Sorry About Last Night
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((Sorry for not responding to any posts last night, I ended up suddenly being really sick. I have a history of migraines, and sometimes they just hit out of nowhere. As my wifey can vouch for me, I went straight to bed because of them. THAT all said, I'll try to answer some of them while I'm awake this morning, before heading back to sleep to kick the little bit of a headache I have remaining.
Much Love,
Snark))
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Cyrus ( sounding like Benedict Cumberbatch )
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
"Hello,Clemson. i am new in the Hoboken zoo" She smiled.
"Hello,you must be Clemson. am i right?"
"Heeeeey!" Marty started with a smile but then frowned with a head shake. "...I don't know you."
Who was this guy again? Oh yeah: The guy Tarence punched in the face before. In his dimension, that is. What was his name? Clemson. Tarence of course had to make sure he didn't say anything about the dimensional crud to anyone but the penguins. Feigning a smile, the teen called out to Clemson. "Hey! I'm Tarence. Who are you?" Good thing he was good at lying.
"Heeey…" Marty squinted his eyes. "You're not Julien!"
"Why hello, little lemur."